bare candles, I'd still love you if you were a worm scented candle on

Nice scents. Bad manners.

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We make funny candles that don't smell like a joke

They’re a bit cheeky, but they’re also properly made — 100% soy wax, hand-poured in the UK, with fragrances you’d actually want in your home. No nasties, no carcinogens.

Good scents. Mildly inappropriate labels. That’s basically it.

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"Formed by dial-up trauma" Scented Candle

"Formed by dial-up trauma" Scented Candle

"Growing a human" Scented Candle

"Growing a human" Scented Candle

"I Love Us" Valentine's Day Candle

"I Love Us" Valentine's Day Candle

"I miss bebo" Scented Candle

"I miss bebo" Scented Candle

"I'd Fight a Goose For You" Valentine's Day Candle

"I'd Fight a Goose For You" Valentine's Day Candle